Burntcore Week 69: An Man's Ode to the Condom

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Title: A Man’s Ode to the Condom
Oh, small square foil packet
How I love you


You provide the path to the promise land
Wrapped around me securely
And keeping me from getting an awkward call
In a few months time.

True, you dull the sensation
But without you, I’d be alone
Rosie is only so much fun
And I don’t want carpel tunnel

So, I’ll take you with me
Wherever I go
In my pocket
In my coat
In my glovebox
In my drawer

Oh, foil wrapped condom
I do love you
And I love what
You help me get into